BLUE ANDROID

Get Your Hitachi On

2007-09-25T23:03:00.001-05:00

The Hitachi Magic Wand is still the hands-down (and hands-on) favorite for guilt-free "personal massager" purchases. I know plenty of girls too self-concious to get a "special" package in the mail who don't mind another seemingly innocuous box from Amazon.com. I myself have burned out three of these, and am working dilligently on the fourth.

This really is the best of the best, for my money, anyway. Priced under $50, I would never be without one. I can strogly recommend this and girls, if you don't have one already you are missing out on one of the best ways to spend a Sunday afternoon aside from actually getting it on.

(Clicking on the link or the pic to buy at Amazon supports Blue Android, lover. xoxoxoxo)

The Accidental Sex Writer: Adrie Santos

2007-09-25T18:55:00.000-05:00

I found Adrie Santos's blog while on patrol for sexy images of naked bodies and chocolate pie. (That's Adrie in the pic, not me.) I didn't actually turn her site, "The Accidental Sex Writer" up while Googling for those things, but when I stumbled on her, I had to pass along the funniest blog entry I've read all day. Earlier this month, Adrie wrote about her site being hijacked by spammers, but these were no ordinary annoying dorks. No, these spammers were hyping bible studies.

I suppose the bible spammers thought they were doing God's (or whoever) work by hijacking a site that promotes healthy, fun, and natural interaction between consenting adults, but in the process they gave her a lot of grief. And me a lot of laughs, so maybe it was worth something for her trouble. Thanks, Adrie, for sharing this story. You made my day, so I think I need to add you to the growing list of bloggers I've fallen in love with. The Blue Android gives you a brief-but-hot lipsticky kiss.

Sex And Food

2007-09-25T18:46:00.000-05:00

I'm writing this in the aftermath of an afternoon delight shagfest, which turned into a free-delivery orgy of Thai food. There is nothing in the world quite like a sweat-soaked three-position, pass-out-dead-asleep-afterwards session followed by a half-naked buffet. The only challenge is keeping the chilli sauce off your nipples.

Of course, getting a certain somebody to take care of that little problem is rather delightful.

The combination of sex and food is older than dirt, but I always forget just how thrilling that combo is. Food tastes so much better, the flavors are brighter, and you just feel more alive eating it with shaky knees.

I am hoping for a little dessert later, in both senses of the word. What does chocolate cream pie taste like after sex? Well, from past experience, it's almost like doing it all over again. I am feeling sexy again just thinking about it. Now I'm going to sign off and Google for specific sexy images of nudity combined with chocolate pies. If I find anything sweet-n-sensual, you'll read all about it here.

Blue Android On Patrol...

2007-09-24T23:35:00.000-05:00

It is very difficult to find truly interesting, sexy content in the Blogosphere. The 'net is full of rude, clinical images of thrusting, tumescent penii into gaping orifices. Crass depictions and descriptions of every variety. It is one thing to seek and find sexiness. It's another to go looking for it only to find the caveman (and cavegirl) equivalent of a sex textbook for clinicians.

This will not do.

The Blue Android is on patrol, seeking the sexy, the sublime, the titillating, and arousing. Men and women should find plenty here to explore, from art, movies, and music, to the words and pictures by those who appreciate them.

Stay tuned, sexy humans. There is a whole universe to explore out there.