Sex And Food

I'm writing this in the aftermath of an afternoon delight shagfest, which turned into a free-delivery orgy of Thai food. There is nothing in the world quite like a sweat-soaked three-position, pass-out-dead-asleep-afterwards session followed by a half-naked buffet. The only challenge is keeping the chilli sauce off your nipples.

Of course, getting a certain somebody to take care of that little problem is rather delightful.

The combination of sex and food is older than dirt, but I always forget just how thrilling that combo is. Food tastes so much better, the flavors are brighter, and you just feel more alive eating it with shaky knees.

I am hoping for a little dessert later, in both senses of the word. What does chocolate cream pie taste like after sex? Well, from past experience, it's almost like doing it all over again. I am feeling sexy again just thinking about it. Now I'm going to sign off and Google for specific sexy images of nudity combined with chocolate pies. If I find anything sweet-n-sensual, you'll read all about it here.

Blue Android On Patrol...

It is very difficult to find truly interesting, sexy content in the Blogosphere. The 'net is full of rude, clinical images of thrusting, tumescent penii into gaping orifices. Crass depictions and descriptions of every variety. It is one thing to seek and find sexiness. It's another to go looking for it only to find the caveman (and cavegirl) equivalent of a sex textbook for clinicians.

This will not do.

The Blue Android is on patrol, seeking the sexy, the sublime, the titillating, and arousing. Men and women should find plenty here to explore, from art, movies, and music, to the words and pictures by those who appreciate them.

Stay tuned, sexy humans. There is a whole universe to explore out there.